sodamnrelatable:

*eavesdrop*

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

andrewgiggles:

real pain is when ur selfie game is weak but ur looking cute as hell 

“its not you… it’s your music taste”

youremydirtydisease:

crrrash:

• you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
• something is always touching you
• you can always see your nose
• your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
• you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
• you can’t imagine a new colour

this ruined my life

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head